English philosopher Alan Watts suggests ‘You don’t exist’. ‘I wonder what you mean when you use the word I?’ he goes onto ask. Alan says we don’t really have an ego. Or rather, it is a hallucination. And also that we can’t get rid of our ego even if we wanted to… there’s nothing more egotistical than a person trying to get rid of their ego. This always makes me chuckle. Hold on hold on back up, I hear you say. First, you tell me I don’t exist, the cheek of it. Then